You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

 I don’t want eternal glory.

(Source: ronnweesley, via beingjos)

7 hours ago
2,835 notes

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

(via trust)

4 days ago
137,036 notes

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny, via trust)

4 days ago
785,909 notes

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

(via mihcael)

4 days ago
315,853 notes

you didn’t love her.

you just didn’t want to be alone.

or maybe, she was just good for your ego.

or, or maybe she just made you feel better about your miserable life.

but you didn’t love her,

because you don’t destroy people you love.